Last night, I was driving home from the gym, when something weird happened. It went like this:Cell phone rings, it’s my friend Morgan, and she had forgotten to tell me something when we were at the gym. I didn’t have my hands-free, but I was MAYBE a mile from home, and decided to risk the [...]
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On being screamed at.
Posted in cars, driving, idiots on parade, rants, what??, why? on February 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I’m still grossed out.
Posted in food, rants, that's not good on November 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Tonight, I carefully prepped, chopped, roasted and sauteed until I had created one of my favorite dinners, Pioneer Woman’s Pasta with Red Pepper Cream Sauce (I did mine Weight Watcher friendly). I am picky about food, so I always inspect everything super carefully as I am cooking. If there is a vein or speck of [...]
I’m still grossed out.
Posted in food, rants, that's not good on November 10, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Tonight, I carefully prepped, chopped, roasted and sauteed until I had created one of my favorite dinners, Pioneer Woman’s Pasta with Red Pepper Cream Sauce (I did mine Weight Watcher friendly). I am picky about food, so I always inspect everything super carefully as I am cooking. If there is a vein or speck of [...]
Turkeys before Tanenbaums
Posted in rants, Target, the holidays on November 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Tonight, I had to run into Target to grab three quick things (bacon, sharp cheddar cheese and deodorant, in case you wanted to know) and before I even entered the store, my heart started to race a bit. Not in the usual “Yay! I’m at Target!” kind of way, but in the crap- I’m going [...]
Turkeys before Tanenbaums
Posted in rants, Target, the holidays on November 5, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Tonight, I had to run into Target to grab three quick things (bacon, sharp cheddar cheese and deodorant, in case you wanted to know) and before I even entered the store, my heart started to race a bit. Not in the usual “Yay! I’m at Target!” kind of way, but in the crap- I’m going [...]
How to majorly screw up dinner. And the oven.
Posted in food, friends, rants, that's not good on November 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Step One:Purchase the ingredients necessary to create a delicious meal for company consisting of lasagna roll ups, broiled garlic white cheddar filone with butter, and garlic green beans. Step Two:Put together lasagna rolls and place in oven safe Pyrex glass baking dish. Step Three:Put lasagna rolls in the oven at the correct temperature and go [...]
How to majorly screw up dinner. And the oven.
Posted in food, friends, rants, that's not good on November 2, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Step One:Purchase the ingredients necessary to create a delicious meal for company consisting of lasagna roll ups, broiled garlic white cheddar filone with butter, and garlic green beans. Step Two:Put together lasagna rolls and place in oven safe Pyrex glass baking dish. Step Three:Put lasagna rolls in the oven at the correct temperature and go [...]
Tales from the Toilet Trenches
Posted in momness, rants on September 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Once upon a time, a certain mom that you know, took her certain newly-potty-trained son to the childcare at her gym, while she worked out. Upon dropping her son off, she reminded the person in charge of the childcare room that he son was newly potty trained and may need to use the restroom ugrently [...]
Tales from the Toilet Trenches
Posted in momness, rants on September 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Once upon a time, a certain mom that you know, took her certain newly-potty-trained son to the childcare at her gym, while she worked out. Upon dropping her son off, she reminded the person in charge of the childcare room that he son was newly potty trained and may need to use the restroom ugrently [...]
My finest hour.
Posted in rants on September 1, 2009 | 5 Comments »
7:21 Brandon: I’m going to the AT&T store, I have to get a new phone, mine finally died. 7:28 Trying to get Keegan ready to leave the house, I have a $10 Victoria’s Secret coupon that they sent me for my birthday that expires today. 7:29 “I DON’T WANT TO GO PEE PEE!!!! NONONONONONO!” 7:35 [...]
